Saturday, November 7, 2009

How To Turn A Party Into An Orgy


Here is a short list of ways you can turn a house party into an orgy party:

-Wait until one of the girls is showing the rest of the girls her wedding photos then take off your pants and underwear and just stand there waiting for them to notice.  It's risky, but imagine it worked!

-Go into the washroom, making sure you don't lock the door.  Fill the bathtub with lube.  Take off your clothes.  Get into the bathtub.  Scream for help.  

-Keep on telling everybody you're a virgin.  Maybe the whole party will take pity on you and each other at once?

-Make a CD full of explosion and rioting noises.  Convince the party this is happening outside.  Orgy yet?

-Cut a finger off and say "I did this so an orgy will happen."  They'd have to be heartless to not start one.

-Say "I forget, how does an orgy go again?"  Then just pucker your lips and nod your head a bunch.  If people walk away from you make it look like you were just doing that anyways and do it for the rest of your life wherever you go.  

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