"Bring me the head of Peter Pan."
-Gandhi
"Yeah. Ummmm. Okay. THAT'S normal."
-Abraham Lincoln
"You see, I kind of have this method I use for conquering, so I don't really want your help. No 'fence."
-Napoleon Bonaparte
"Oh, just shut up."
-Edith Stein
"I farted and it smellded."
-Charles Dickens
"Women are indestructible Gods."
-Amelia Earhart
"How much for these President's of the United States Of America CD's?" -Albert Einstein
"Wah-Wah sucks."
-Helen Keller
"Vroom, vroom! Weeeeeeeeeee! Ha ha ha! Whooooooooooo!"
-Henry Ford
"I clogged the toilet."
-Molly Brown
"Okay, we've got Orbitz or poisoned Kool Aid."
-Jim Jones
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