Wednesday, November 11, 2009


"Bring me the head of Peter Pan."  

"Yeah.  Ummmm.  Okay.  THAT'S normal."  
-Abraham Lincoln 

"You see, I kind of have this method I use for conquering, so I don't really want your help.  No 'fence."  
-Napoleon Bonaparte

"Oh, just shut up."  
-Edith Stein

"I farted and it smellded."  
-Charles Dickens

"Women are indestructible Gods."  
-Amelia Earhart

"How much for these President's of the United States Of America CD's?"  -Albert Einstein

"Wah-Wah sucks."  
-Helen Keller

"Vroom, vroom!  Weeeeeeeeeee!  Ha ha ha!  Whooooooooooo!"  
-Henry Ford

"I clogged the toilet."  
-Molly Brown

"Okay, we've got Orbitz or poisoned Kool Aid."  
-Jim Jones

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