Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Things That Sound Like Compliments That Aren't Compliments

*Sexy Bathroom Eyes
*You Make Me Want To Be A Sweater Person
*Gumdrop Hair
*Legs That Won't Quiet
*Friendly Bubble Face
*Talking Pig With A Wiggle In Her Trot
*Butt Like A Grenade 
*Check Out That Mooshy Butt
*You Look Young For Your Saggy Body
*Nice Wheels (to a woman in a hovercraft)
*How Much Would A Person Like You Weigh?

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