Tuesday, October 13, 2009

5 Signs That Thanksgiving Is Over

5.  Cover of newspaper reads "364 days until next major T.G. dinner: Grits"

4.  Nobody is saying "Put your entire Playboy collection away, it's thanksgiving."

3.  You invite people over for thanksgiving dinner and they all tell you to fuck off.

2.  Toilet is clogged with turkey bones.  I guess you can't flush them?

1.  Your pillow is covered in cute little "gravy tears".

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