Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Commercial Slogans From the Vault #1

Here is the first installment of long forgotten commercial slogans:

"No you fucking don't."  -Eggo Waffles

"Don't eat me because I'm beautiful."  -Pantene Shampoo

"Why's the beef?"  -Wendy's 

"Food, Folks and Cheques."  -McDonald's 

"I can't tell the difference?  Can you tell the difference?  Pray for a difference."  -ABC Detergent

"Melts in your mouth, not on your head."  -M&M's

"Because you're worth nothing."  -L'Oreal

"Roliads, splels releief."  -Rolaids

"Once you pop, you just can't breathe."  -Pringles

"Strong enough for Cerberus , but made for Orthrus."  -Secret Deodorant

"The Un-Coola."  -7 Up

"Skittles, tastes like Rambo."  -Skittles

"Obey your parents."  -Sprite

"Bounty, it's the quicker thicker chicker picker upper."  -Bounty