Things I've Said Right Before Taking Garbage to the Curb

We all have to say something right before taking garbage to the curb, right?  Well, here's a list of things I'VE said right before taking garbage to the curb.


"Shit." *

"Shit." *

"Shit."

"Shoot."

"Shit." *

"Shit."

"I'll take out the garbage in just a sec, but first I want you to promise me you'll never tell another living soul about walking in on me frenching the OK Computer CD hole."

"Shit."

"Shit."

"This is bullshit." *

"Shit."

*muttered under breath