What I've Been Up To

So I haven't posted here in a couple of years and absolutely none of you have asked why.  With that in mind, I thought I'd update you and let you all know what I've been up to.  Hope you like reading words.



There's this brown thing on my foot that I look at quite a bit now.  I draw a face on it sometimes.  It has its own Facebook page with more friends than me, but I'm sure most of them are just making fun of it.

I spent a full year planning the perfect friend hangout date with this cool new guy at work, but two days before we hung out he had already died of invading somebody's home.

I've been getting a lot of voice work as the narrator for this christian erotic audiobook series "The Man and the Wife: Face 2 Face".

I created and drew these characters called "Booger Babies" and there's like, a thousand of them.

I egged my old high school then hid in the bushes for over a month because every time I was about to take off I thought I heard the cops coming.

I read a newspaper article about this mob boss who went missing so I grew the same mustache he had and infiltrated his crime organization, running it for a little while.  At one point things got so insane I ordered my second in charge be killed.  Craziest time of my life.