Have you ever found yourself in outer space in your car? Believe it or not, you are a bad driver then. Here are other sure fire ways to tell if you are the driving equivalent of an idiot.
- U-Turning when it's not you turn.
- Driving a Me Crazy on a road designated for cars and trucks.
- Slamming on the brakes while transporting wobbly ice cream cones.
- Pretending your car is a turd.
- Only driving North.
- Mistaking the Sun for an all day amber light.
- Following a bee. Into the hive. Becoming a drone.
- Honking exclusively when you're horny
- Signaling only when you think it's "cool" to do so.
- Trying to make crossing guards laugh by nudging kids into the middle of the intersection with your SUV.
- Trying to even out that flat wheel by putting a drink coaster under it.
- Humorously filling your gas tank with Jolt Cola just so when somebody points it out to you you can say "D'oh" in a Homer Simpson voice.
- When getting a speeding ticket you dump a can of beans out the driver's window so when the police officer walks up to your window you can say "Okay, who spilled the beans that I was speeding?" or "Lick up that slop, piggy."
